DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS???
Shawn's going to make sure you have heard the fucking news. Just because it's been four years since your last competitive success doesn't mean you can't plaster your name and face all over the media. And what better time to remind everyone of your exploits than the Olympic Games in which you are not competing?
Now, there are few things we can be certain of in this world. Death, taxes, and Nastia trying to one-up Shawn with her own grand announcement.
I'm aware that Nastia just announced some partnership with some shitty hair care line, don't care. Think BIGGER, people.
That's more like it. Mark my words.