Twitter Does Not Sleep

So neither should we. 

Behold.

Let me know if this ever gets boring or horrible.  Because at least I'm having some fun.

Bela Karolyi: Twitter Edition

Another day, another chances to exploit the wonder of Twitter.  Let us waste no time.

Who knew so many people tweet about Bela?  Color me surprised.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Olympic Trials: Twitter Edition Part Two

It's the gift that keeps on giving.  Four year fans.  Is there anything sweeter?

What is the plural of geniuses?  Genui?

Not to be outdone, "professional" media outlets have also taken a stab at horribly butchering their information.

Courtesy of the New York Times

Who knows what will happen in London?  The one thing we know to be true is that people will continue to share their vast wealth of gymnastics knowledge.

Olympic Trials: Twitter Edition

Even more Twitter fun!

Nastia Liukin: Twitter Edition

The Olympics are upon us!  And you know what that means...

FOUR YEAR FANS.

Let's take a look at the more entertaining tweets, shall we?

Twitter's going to get real this summer.  And I will be here to capture every second of it.

Best of Twitter: Shawn Johnson Edition Part Two

Oh Shawn Johnson.  Will your wonders never end? 

Best of Twitter: Shawn Johnson Edition

Oh Twitter.  Oh teenagers.  Oh teenagers with Twitter.

Shawn Johnson's super surprising not at all foreseen retirement has spawned a large number of reactions, most of which range from "No shit, we're not fucking stupid" to "Meh" to "OMGGGG no metals for America nowww!"  Here are some of my personal favorites.

As always, click to enlarge.  That's what she said. 

So yeah.  Shawn Johnson retired.  Team USA remains exactly the same.  The end.