Britney effing Spears. How come it's so awesome to montages to her music, but so horrifying to do FX routines to them? Seriously, Bama. Horrifying.
But never mind all that. Here is yet another training montage. These girls are so militant, it's awesome. How come Ferrari is the only one to have gone into the military? OMG, perfect movie idea. A former world champion gymnast gets recruited into the service. It would be like Stick It, but better. Twists and tumbles into the terrorist's FACE. We'll call it The Hitch-Kick Assassin.
Just because I'm sure you'll all be oh so concerned in my absence, I'm leaving town for a week. Road trip. Yay. Totally need a sarcasm font right now.