i don't know how to turn on my computer.

 First of all, this is just about the catchiest diddy of all time. 

Now, because the original commercial happened to play during last week's Glee, I may have rewatched it 700 times in the past week.  Rough estimate.  And every time I would think to myself

Well WTF.  What sport has evolved more than gymnastics? 

I also thought Gatorade was cool because they put Chellsie in their last commercial, but apparently I was wrong.  WHAT THE HELL GATORADE?

So I took matters into my own hands.

Behold: the new and improved Gatorade commercial ala Spanny F. Tampson. 

You're welcome.