did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Oh Spice Girls.

Making your catchy music, wearing your cheeky outfits...  What was an impressionable sixteen year old girl to do?  Dress up like Baby Spice and parade all around town, that's what.  Also attend not one, but two separate SG concerts.  In different cities.  And by cities, I mean states. 

If more girls did floor routines to Spice Girl music, we'd have a lot more fans.  I'm just saying.

And if they did, it might go a little something like this...

Hit it.