A random girl's random gymnastics ramblings.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Nastia's Big Announcement!


Shawn's going to make sure you have heard the fucking news.  Just because it's been four years since your last competitive success doesn't mean you can't plaster your name and face all over the media.  And what better time to remind everyone of your exploits than the Olympic Games in which you are not competing?

Now, there are few things we can be certain of in this world.  Death, taxes, and Nastia trying to one-up Shawn with her own grand announcement.

I'm aware that Nastia just announced some partnership with some shitty hair care line, don't care.  Think BIGGER, people.

That's more like it.  Mark my words. 


  1. You made my day! Just brilliant!

  2. I won't be surprised if we see all this from Nastia tomorrow.

  3. Now some four year fan is going to come along and be like, "What??? These are lies! It obviously can't be true since she is going to be taking home the gold in London!"

  4. I expect all of this to be announced if the US team win gold, probably in the commentary when the girls go up to the dais to accept their medals. "Tokyo style" if you like =P

  5. OHGOD you should totally snap at the stumpy wrists in that magazine cover with the US girls

  6. Excellent ! I thought of that yesterday when I heard about Shawn on Gymnet forum... I was like, well, what is Nastia saying now ?

  7. Meh, if it bothers you stop covering it.

    "Shame on her for taking all the attention. Let me talk about it instead of the girls who are actually competing."

    I honestly don't get it.

  8. ***dies a cruel and punishing death***