TEN THINGS A GYM FAN SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO SEE.
1. An endless amount of crotch shots.
2. Al Trautwig checking out another man's behind.
3. Mary Lou Retton tampon ads. Or any MLR advert.
4. Svetlana Khorkina trying to model.
5. Steve Nunno reaching out to a young Shannon Miller.
6. Catalina Ponor's thong leotards.
7. Random feet and rump shots.
8. Tim Daggett about to blow chunks.
9. A photographer making Rebecca Bross look like this.
10. Steve Penny trying to snuggle up with Alicia Sacramone.
11) Nastia's "Alien" forehead every two minutes if she's at a met televised by NBC. I guess she's not getting bangs b/c she want it to be a trademark like Michael Strayhand's teeth?
ReplyDelete#2 - oy! As if Al Trautwig could not be more disturbing enough from all the creepy things he's said on air over the years!
ReplyDeleteThat queasy shot of Tim Daggett aka Man Boobs is making me queasy myself.
Where is the Tim picture from, I can't stop laughing at it. Also, the picture of Becca is priceless.
ReplyDeleteThank god you mentioned crotch shots. It seems like NBC can't get through a broadcast without gratuitous crotch shots. We get it, they are female. I never see the same thing with the male gymnasts). Catalina Ponor needs start buying leos that are a little bit bigger. They should not be shoved all the way up her ass. Oh, and that picture of Steve Nunno with Shannon Miller looks a little pedophile-ish. Not cool.
ReplyDeleteOh and in regards to the comment about Nastia's forhead. I think these days her forehead pales in comparison to her hair. Seriously, it's just gotten bigger. She's taking the whole "everything's bigger in Texas" mantra a little too seriously.
ReplyDeleteYou are dead on the money! Especially that Rebecca Bross pic... horrendous.
ReplyDeleteI have a theory about Ponor's leos, and that is that Romania just buys them in 'one size fits all'. In the lineup shots from the Euros podium, there's Ponor looking sleazy, Izbasa's uncomfortable, Iordache is pretty much acceptable and Haidu and Bulimar are laughing all the way to the bank!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should have worked from 10 to 1 from top to bottom, unless #10 really should be the #1 thing we shouldn't see XD...
ReplyDeleteI'm a dude, so these make it all worse LMAO!
That pic of Bross is creepy as f**k.
ReplyDeleteSo funny yet so true! Even MaryLou is grimacing.
ReplyDeleteI never noticed it but is it just me or does Nastia's forehead look like it starts at her crown?
Also, things gym fans should never have to read: the list of named elements in the code. Unless, that is, you're a fan of 'Chelsia Memmel', 'Karly Patterson', 'Mo Huila', 'Elizabeth Tweedle', 'Sheyla Worley', 'Jana Rulfova', 'Dajane dos Santos', 'Young Bo' or 'Olga Kourbut'.
ReplyDeleteOxana Tchusovitina! Or something similar...I totally remember seeing all those you listed in the CoP and face-keyboarded!
DeleteI think Ponor's thongs are both back and front as evidenced by your pic Spanny.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious! I may have to do something like this with tennis!
ReplyDelete#9 hahahahahaha love them all, thank you!
ReplyDeleteOmg #8 made me laugh so much!! ����
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