ROFL The German gymnast with the Vietnamese last name.Also, Romanian gymnasts on bars are like peanut butter and jelly because they're both so good? Uhhhh what competition were they referring to exactly?
Hilarious! You can't make this stuff up! I can't even pick which one is my favorite/worst!
I was waiting patiently for this, LMAO here! That Beth Teddle and corn on the cob tweet made me cry X'D
I think my favorite is the Voldemort tweet. I've been so annoyed at my friends and co-workers this week. Someone I know said the Team Final was, " just like when Kerri Strug broke her ankle and had to finish her floor routine. And the Russians were disqualified." Wtf are you talking about?!Meh. FourYears make me hate the Olympics.
'Ali is just a bitch'? Wow. Is that because her hair was pulled back pretty tightly?
I just can't handle it. Uneven poles routine. Romanians on bars are like peanut butter and jelly. Jordin Weaver doing the parallel bars (at the Beijing Olympics, apparently. I missed that one in 2008) Can't. Handle. It.
My favorite was the "team camel toe" one about the Romanians.
Bela Karolyi throwing fish. Classic.
uneven poles, love it.
I always thought Bela more closely ressembled Captain Kangaroo, but the Swedish Chef (Bork! Bork!) comment made me LOL. :-)
Please tell me that it wasn't a reputable outlet that called Gabby 'the Maroney of the Uneven Bars'. I love Gabby's bars, but there are at least four girls in the world who are just plain better than her at this point, whereas providing MM can keep off her arse she's number 1. p.s. Gabby looks like Oprah? In that case, I'm calling Maroney/Paula Deen. BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH WHITE, DUH.
Still trying to figure out who the German lesbian dude with the Chinese/Vietnamese last name is. LOL. These are hilarious.
Perhaps Jordin Weaver can help Gabby with her hair?
Kip, that would be Marcel Nguyen. The minute I saw that particular tweet I knew exactly who the tweeter was referring to - bc I have to hand it to him, that IS kind of confusing. He's German, his last name is Asian, and he does look a little... well you get the idea.The Voldemort one was the most hysterical IMO. Probably bc I think it's damn close to the truth! And Beth Tweddle and corn on the cob, LOL! I must be so petty to think that's funny. But I do.
He Kexin got a 15.966 on FLOOR EXERCISE!Lmaooooo