Who needs YouTube when you have Twitter?
All I have to do to get on the US team is sleep with an Olympic Official? Anyone, er, have Steve Penney's number?
My favorite part of trials is how NBC is dumbing down the on-screen score cards by only showing the maximum potential score and the deductions and then adding green and red arrows just to cater to these kinds of people.
"Twitter's going to get real this summer. And I will be here to capture every second of it."Thank goodness! What would we do without Spanny???