Oh Twitter. Oh teenagers. Oh teenagers with Twitter.
Shawn Johnson's super surprising not at all foreseen retirement has spawned a large number of reactions, most of which range from "No shit, we're not fucking stupid" to "Meh" to "OMGGGG no metals for America nowww!" Here are some of my personal favorites.
As always, click to enlarge. That's what she said.
So yeah. Shawn Johnson retired. Team USA remains exactly the same. The end.