Chellsie Fucking Memmel.
I mean really. What else is there to say? This girl is the poo, and everyone knows it. It is like the one thing the entire gymnastics universe can agree on. You've got Shawn vs. Nastia, Miller vs Gutsu, and then Chellsie vs NOTHING. She's so awesome she doesn't even need to compete. She just wins automatically.
She's the Chuck Norris of gymnastics.
So, friends, enjoy the stunning awesomeness that is Chellsie Effing Memmel.