A random girl's random gymnastics ramblings.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

the principles that i am applying to the office are the same ones that have made lady gaga a star... or any number of drag queens.

Chellsie Fucking Memmel.

I mean really.  What else is there to say?  This girl is the poo, and everyone knows it.  It is like the one thing the entire gymnastics universe can agree on.  You've got Shawn vs. Nastia, Miller vs Gutsu, and then Chellsie vs NOTHING.  She's so awesome she doesn't even need to compete.  She just wins automatically.

She's the Chuck Norris of gymnastics.

So, friends, enjoy the stunning awesomeness that is Chellsie Effing Memmel.


  1. Actually there was a bit of chatter back in the day about Chellsie vs Nastia. But that shit got shut down when Chellsie performed All around at team finals on a torn shoulder. You just can't touch that.

  2. You know, I was totally one of those people too. I was all "Meh, Memmel. I don't see what the hype is. Now, NASTIA..." Obviously, my tune has since changed. There are few gymnasts I respect as much as I do Chellsie.

  3. I dig the Memmel, but isn't Chucky N a racist? Also, why'd they always talk about cheese when they talked about Mems home town?

  4. Is he??? Why are people obsessed with him anyway?

    If they call her a cheesehead, it's because she's from Wisconsin. The land of cheese. Being from Minnesota, I am legally obligated to make fun anyone from WI, and call them cheeseheads.