If the internet has taught us anything, it's that the majority of people are huge perverts. I have no idea who the huge pink-assed gymnast everyone is searching for is, but I do know some of the other search terms are kind of hilarious.
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So, a few things. Enough with the gymnastics ass, seriously. And WHY GOD WHY did TWO PEOPLE search for a hot Mary Lou Retton??? I can't even... I pray that it was not MLR our British friend was looking for when he searched for this:
I understand that I must take some of the blame for these disturbing searches, due to the nature of what I write. For example, if I call Kelly Parker an adult baby, then it only makes sense that this would be one of the search terms:
I'm not even a little sure about what those are. Is that what they call the people who are obsessed with being babies? I watched a My Strange Obsession episode about that once. They didn't mention anything about Princess Pull Ups.
Again, a few issues here. Is there really a strip search technique? If so, how am I suddenly the expert on such a technique? I have never been on the receiving or giving end of a strip search, so I'm really at a loss here.
Additionally, I don't know one single person who calls it "lovemaking."
Moving on to some less perverted, but equally laughable results.
Now every time I see Nastia on beam, I'm going to be thinking about Just Jack. Just Nastia!
It's no longer Britney. It's Nabieva, bitch.
Me too, random googler. I too am "so jealos." Did the searcher think that Google was a close gal pal with whom she could confide in that she was "so jealos" of Jordyn Wieber, thus needing pictures? The youth of today scare me.
Steve Nunno also scares me. And apparently I'm not the only one.