suzanne somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide.

Let's say, hypothetically, I coached at a gym.  And let's say, hypothetically, a certain World vault gold medal winning Olympian was coming to visit next week.  Hypothetically.  My question is, at what point does it become totally creepy that the coach is coming to you with more questions than the kids?

Of course, the right thing to do would be to not be a creepy adult stalker-face.  But since when am I about doing the right thing?  I was under the assumption that the whole reason for Visas being held in my home state was so that I, Spanny Tampson, might have the opportunity to ask the athletes weirdo questions that go above and beyond the "Um... how do you like gymnastics?" questions. 

So if this all hypothetically happens, say, next week, I'll update you all on the super innovative and fascinating questions I ask.